CREATE- A -WRESTLING
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
[What It’s About!]Welcome, true believers (bonus points if you get the reference)! Tired of the same old sappy storylines, the stupid booking, the laughable gimmicks, and so on? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place! Kidding, guys. Anywho, have you all noticed how sports entertainment isn’t, well, sporty or entertaining anymore lately? Anyone? You all do? That’s great! We were beginning to think we were losing our minds or something! Lately, it seems that wrestling isn’t all that it’s been cracked up to be. It’s slowly lost it’s luster and the fans have been scurrying around trying to find a wrestling promotion that is how all wrestling promotions should be: Good, wholesome fun…and the occasional Exploding Barb-Wire Rope Deathmatch. Enter CREATE-A-WRESTLING! Aired bi-weekly in the good ole’ New England area, CREATE-A-WRESTLING (or “CA-W” , for short) is your place to find all the high-flying, high-impact, high-quality wrestling that you love!
[It’s All About Location, Location…]If you want to watch our show, chances are you’ve been scourging through the TV times and/or complaining to your satellite/cable provider about how we’re nowhere in sight. Don’t worry, just sit back down and take deep breaths. You can catch ALL of our shows/interviews/announcements/venues and showtimes/etc. via our website,
www.createawrestling.com! It’s so easy! Just type in that link, bookmark the page, and presto!
[Oh, Shiny! Gimme!]What’s a wrestling promotion without a shiny belt to compete for? A wrestling promotion without a shiny belt to compete for, obviously! Fortunate for you and our wrestlers, there’s indeed gold for them to chase after: The CREATE-A-CHAMPIONSHIP!
[Can We Get A Role-Call, Here?]Yes you may.
{CREATE-A-ROSTER} 
Name: Aquarius
Nickname: N/A
Height/Weight: 6’0/194 lbs.
Hometown: Cheshire, England.
Alignment: Face
Bio: High-Flyer who bases his demeanor on the Aquarius constellation.
Style(s): Lucha-Libre/Brawler
Trademark Moves: Hydrogen Bomb (Sitout Inverted Powerbomb), Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls (Rana into a Sitout Facebuster)
Theme: “Aquarius (Let The Sunshine In)” by The Fifth Dimension
Name: Psycho Dragon
Nickname: “Your Friendly Neighborhood”
Height/Weight: 6’2/232 lbs.
Hometown: Helen, GA.
Alignment: Tweener
Bio: A funny, unpredictable and somewhat accident-prone spaz.
Style(s): Lucha-Puroresu
Trademark Moves: SHORYUKEN!! (Spinning Uppercut), Royale With Cheese (Scissors Kick), Tangled Web (Inverted Indian Deathlock)
Theme: “In Too Deep” by Genesis
Name: Derek Levy
Nickname: “The Silver Phoenix”, “The Master Technician”
Height/Weight: 5’10/202 lbs.
Hometown: St. Augustine, FL.
Alignment: Heel
Bio: Hard-nosed wrestler with a serious mean-streak.
Style(s): British Technical/Submission
Trademark Moves: Darkness Falls (Pedigree), The Ascension (Cattle Multilation), Impaler DDT
Theme: “We The Fallen” by Psyclon Nine
Name: El Republicano
Nickname: “The Freedom Fighter”
Height/Weight: 6’0/189 lbs.
Hometown: Washington, DC.
Alignment: Heel
Bio: A right-wing extremist who can’t handle the concept of opinions.
Style(s): Lucha-Libre/Dirty
Trademark Moves: Ameri-Kick (Bicycle Kick), The Amendment (Springboard Leg Drop), Crucifix Powerbomb
Theme: “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood
Name: Tim Fris
Nickname: N/A
Height/Weight: 5’6/161 lbs.
Hometown: Little Rock, AR.
Alignment: Face
Bio: Underdog who is a master of the Small Package.
Style(s): Technical
Trademark Moves: Small Package, Rolling Prawn Hold
Theme: “Spirit Of The Radio” by Rush
Name: Ultimo Doom
Nickname: “The Evil Genius In Training”
Height/Weight: 6’1/210 lbs.
Hometown: Castle Von Doom
Alignment: Tweener
Bio: An aspiring comic-book supervillian.
Style(s): Lucha-Libre
Trademark Moves: The Mustache Twirl (Corkscrew Neckbreaker), Excelsior! (450 Splash), Ode To Cap (Discus Lariat)
Theme: “Little Green Bag” by George Baker
Name: El Taco Supreme
Nickname: “The Lunchador”
Height/Weight: 5’9/195 lbs.
Hometown: Behind the Taco Bell
Alignment: Face
Bio: A luchador who is obsessed with his native cuisine.
Style(s): Lucha-Libre/Submission
Trademark Moves: El Quesadilla (Monte Christo), Salsa Clutch (Modified Cloverleaf)
Theme: “Chacarron Macarron” by El Chombo
Name: Dr. Surgeon
Nickname: “The Legally Prescribed Luchador”
Height/Weight: 5’9/200 lbs.
Hometown: Tijuana, Mexico.
Alignment: Face
Bio: A plastic surgeon who wrestles as a luchador in his spare time.
Style(s): Lucha-Libre/Brawler
Trademark Moves: Tummy Tuck (Spinning Sitout Side Slam), Brazilian Butt Lift (Stalling Full-Nelson Bomb)
Theme: “Chacarron Macarron” by El Chombo
Name: Pudge
Nickname: “The World’s Fattest Luchador”
Height/Weight: 6’0 / 386 lbs.
Hometown: Santa Fe, NM.
Alignment: Heel
Bio: A gluttonous “luchador” that nobody likes.
Style(s): Brawler/Dirty
Trademark Moves: Hunger Strike (Kneeling Chokeslam), World’s Fattest Moonsault (Angled Moonsault)
Theme: “Hungry For Love” by Bad Boys Blue
Name: Rubix Mask
Nickname: “The Puzzling Puzzler”
Height/Weight: 5’11/185 lbs.
Hometown: You’d like to know, wouldn’t you?
Alignment: Tweener
Bio: A luchador who speaks only in extremely cryptic riddles.
Style(s): Lucha-Libre
Trademark Moves: Rubix Cube Driver, Hysteria (Swinging Bulldog)
Theme: “Some Kind Of Mystery” by Sinoa
Name: Super Reggie
Nickname: “The Pimp One”
Height/Weight: 5’10 (excluding afro)/216 lbs.
Hometown: Harlem, NY.
Alignment: Heel
Bio: A failed wannabe pimp still trapped in the ‘90s.
Style(s): Dirty/Brawler
Trademark Moves: Pimp Slap (Open-hand Slap), Diving Afro (Diving Headbutt), Lowrider Crush (Full-Nelson Bulldog)
Theme: “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy” by Big Daddy Kane
Name: Colin Zoss
Nickname: “Canada’s Favorite Son”
Height/Weight: 5’10/190 lbs.
Hometown: Quebec, Montreal, Canada
Alignment: Heel
Bio: Technical wrestler who feels overlooked by the industry.
Style(s): Technical/Striker
Trademark Moves: Running Knee Strike, Jumping Enzuigiri, Snap Suplex
Theme: “O Canada”
Name: King Crab Jr.
Nickname: N/A
Height/Weight: 5’8/276 lbs.
Hometown: Louisville, KY.
Alignment: Face
Bio: A bumbling, but good-hearted Indy legend who claims to have been taught all martial arts.
Style(s): Striker/Showman
Trademark Moves: King Crab Hold (Elevated Boston Crab), Front Russian Legsweep, Chop variations
Theme: “Everybody Wants To Rule The World” by Tears For Fears
Name: Alyster Black
Nickname: “Black Jesus”
Height/Weight: 6’1/226 lbs.
Hometown: Philadelphia, PA.
Alignment: Tweener
Bio: A violent, but funny guy who loves to fight.
Style(s): Brawler/Hardcore
Trademark Moves: Satan’s Spike (Brainbuster), Curb-Stomp, Psycho Driver II
Theme: “Jungle Love” by Morris Day and The Time
Name: Cobra Kai
Nickname: “The Serpentine Assassin”
Height/Weight: 6’1/218 lbs.
Hometown: His Grandmother’s Basement
Alignment: Heel
Bio: Ninja-culture fanatic who’s watched too many action flicks.
Style(s): Striker/Dirty
Trademark Moves: Cobra Kai Clutch, Cobra Kai Legsweep (Cobra Clutch into a Russian Legsweep), Sweep The Leg! (Karate Sweep to the leg)
Theme: “Lava Lava” by Boys Noize
Name: Steve Storme
Nickname: “The King Of The Indies”
Height/Weight: 6’1/225 lbs.
Hometown: Killa Cali
Alignment: Face
Bio: A prominent figure of the Indy scene whose only passion is wrestling.
Style(s): Puroresu
Trademark Moves: Broken Wings (Scissored Armbar), End Of Discord (Running Vertabreaker)
Theme: “Messiah” by Dead Celebrity Status
Name: Squishy The Squid
Nickname: N/A
Height/Weight: 6’3/256 lbs.
Hometown: Kingdom Of The Seven Seas
Alignment: Face
Bio: A man in a squid-suit. What else can be said?
Style(s): Brawler
Trademark Moves: Twirling Tentacle Dancing Death Of Doom And Despair (Spinning tentacle attack to a cornered opponent), Miyagi Kick (Crane Kick)
Theme: “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors
Name: Ryan Evans
Nickname: “The Prodigy”, “The Prodigal One”
Height/Weight: 6’3/200 lbs.
Hometown: Marlow, OK.
Alignment: Heel
Bio: Vain, arrogant snob who feels that he is the best.
Style(s): Showman/Technical
Trademark Moves: Evans Effect (RKO), Overkill (Grounded Top Wristlock), Tunnel Vision (Single-Knee Facebuster)
Theme: “Find The Real” by Alter Bridge
Name: Maury Stoltz
Nickname: “Victory”
Height/Weight: 5’3/146 lbs.
Hometown: Des Moines, IA.
Alignment: Face
Bio: A strong-willed wrestler who has never won a match in his entire career.
Style(s): Showman/Brawler
Trademark Moves: School Boy, Victory Roll, Dropkick
Theme: “The Touch” by Stan Bush
Name: Whiplash
Nickname: N/A
Height/Weight: 6’2/267 lbs.
Hometown: Ponce, Puerto Rico.
Alignment: Face
Bio: Former boxer who constantly seeks challenges.
Style(s): Brawler
Trademark Moves: Boxing Hook, Painkiller (Elevated Swinging Neckbreaker)
Theme: “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” by Elton John
{CREATE-A-STAFF}
Name: James J. Jameson
Height/Weight: 5’5/158 lbs.
Position: CA-W Founder/President/CEO/etc.
Name: “The White Tiger” Hanz Kikazi
Height/Weight: 5’11/217 lbs.
Position: Play-By-Play Broadcaster
Name: “The Water Dragon King” Okai Jinyi
Height/Weight: 5’8/289 lbs.
Position: Color Commentator
Name: Big Time Monty
Height/Weight: 3’5/90 lbs.
Position: Referee
Name: May Villa
Height/Weight: 5’3/We’re not telling for fear for our lives
Position: Backstage Interviewer
Name: Barry Edmonds
Height/Weight: 5’9/173 lbs.
Position: Backstage Interviewer/Part-Time Scapegoat
Name: Mike Barkowitz
Height/Weight: 5’10/200 lbs.
Position: Ring Announcer
Name: Joe
Height/Weight: 5’11/180 lbs.
Position: Commissioner Of Custodial Affairs
[We Scheduled An Appointment Here!]
CURRENT CREATE-A-SHOW TAPING DATES/LOCATIONS!
1.1 ~ 5/08/2012 ~ Mohegan Sun Arena / Uncasville, CT.
1.2 ~ 5/22/2012 ~ Mohegan Sun Arena / Uncasville, CT.
1.3 ~ 6/05/2012 ~ XL Center / Hartford, CT.
1.4 ~ 6/19/2012 ~ Mohegan Sun Arena / Uncasville, CT.
1.5 ~ 7/03/2012 ~ XL Center / Hartford, CT.
Night At The Wrestling Opera ~ 7/17/2012 ~ DCU Center / Worcester, MA.
1.6 ~ 07/31/2012 ~ Mohegan Sun Arena / Uncasville, CT.
