Combat Arts & Wrestling 1.2 Results

[quote="Scrooge"]In the back, Sonichu can be seen sat on a chair, listening to his iPod. Judging by the enthusiastic guitar and crappy singing, it could be safely assumed that he was listening to one of the vocal songs from Sonic Adventure. He smirked to himself as he looked over to his desk, imagining the Ultraviolent title sat there.

Sonichu
"For you, Father, I will win!"

Speaking of 'Father', a fat, obese manchild wearing a horrible striped shirt walked into Sonichu's locker room. He was Sonichu's true father, Christian Weston Chandler, and just walking to the lockers had him exhausted. He quickly sat on a chair, panting, and held up his VIP tag, which was beside his Sonichu medallion.

CWC
"I s-see you were preparing for your match, Sonichu. But if I must say so myself, they all look like a bunch of trolls and jerks."

Sonichu
"I know, Father! There's this one guy who's a disgrace to juggalos everywhere... you're a true juggalo, Father, those trolls just can't understand!"

But CWC looked mad. As in, really pissed off.

CWC
"But there is one thing that truly angers me. And that is Alyster Black... you heard what he calls himself?"

He spluttered in rage, his fists starting to bang on the nearest things they could find. CWC was beginning to rage.

CWC
"Black Jesus. GodJesus is white, and is TRUE and honest! The bear who named me at Regency Square Shopping Center was not a blackie, he was a WHITE BEAR! JESUS IS NOT A NIGGO, AND NEVER WILL BE!"

Sonichu gasped, rather loudly.

Sonichu
"That... that's horrible! He disgraces the good name of God and Jesus by doing this! No wonder he's such a troll, he's just like the Man in the Pickle Suit!"

This is what Chris and Sonichu actually believe.

CWC
"Those dang dirty trolls! They steal my sweethearts, they give me stress, and they do their darnest best to hurt me! And to put the goddang icing on the cake, they make a black Jesus. Hmmm..."

He let out a heavy sigh, and looked over to Sonichu, his eyes full of stress.

CWC
"Win this for me and for CWCville, Sonichu. You are brave, loyal and honest, you can't lose!"

Sonichu then stood up, the stupid 'I'm so good' smirk printed on his face.

Sonichu
"I'll defeat the trolls and send them back to the PVCC, Father! I won't let you down! I'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!!!"

The camera cut off there, thankfully, sparing everyone from the electric rodent and his deranged 'Father'.

Montagues and Capulets hits the PA as Doctor Cube stands from the announce desk, taking off his comically oversized headset and climbs into the ring, scowling around at the various other peoples in the arena and arguing with the Referee, who claims that Doctor Cube is hiding foreign objects on his person.

X-Men by Powerglove Plays as The Boss quickly comes down to the ring, forgoing his usual entrance attire in favor of just rushing into the Ring and starting to lay the blows into Doctor Cube. The ref broke the two of them up only long enough to call for the bell and then let the two of them fly into the center of the ring once again. Boss and Cube trading shots as Cube suddenly gets some separation with a sadistic elbow to the side of Boss's head, staggering him. The Doctor of Danger, in complete control, decided to go for something big early in the match, hooking The Boss around the Waist and hoisting him in a gutwrench, but then quickly dropping him down onto one knee, performing his signature Operating Table, a Gutwrench Backbreaker. The Boss writhed in pain on the ground as Cube took this opportunity to preen, flexing his arm sarcastically and showing off for the booing crowd. Boss squirmed across the ground a bit then started to pull himself up using the ropes, the referee watching Cube as he turned around and moved, approaching the Boss slowly.

Boss had only a split second and he spent it well, suddenly grabbing Doctor Cube and shoving him into those same ropes he used to get up, while Doctor Cube was staggered by that The Boss quickly grabbed the rope, pulled himself up, and launched himself into Cube for a Springboard Crossbody. The Doctor of Danger is bowled off his feet as Boss hooks the leg and the ref jumps down to check the shoulders!

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Cube gets a shoulder up. Boss quickly hooks that arm and transitions the two of them, rolling Cube onto his front and hooking both of his arms on his legs, then pulling back on the chin for a Camel clutch! Cube screams in pain as Boss works on the neck, pulling Cube's chin back and stretching his back and shoulders beyond they're natural limits. Cube struggled and strained, and managed to transition himself out of the hold in turn, managing to unhook one of his arms from Boss's leg and shift himself, rolling the Honolulu Luchadore off his back and getting some separation. When Boss had gotten up Cube was at the corner, struggling with his back. Boss moves over quickly to capitalize on his opponent but the Master of Malpractice is also a master of playing possum and The Boss is quickly stunned and dropped with a deadly trademarked Scalpel Kick, catching Doctor Cube's foot upside the head and dropping to the mat. Cube uncharacteristically gets up onto the second rope, and leaps down with a big splash, the ref counts it.

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First fall to Doctor Cube! He quickly gets up, then jumps and lands another splash, going for a consecutive pin!

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Nearfall! Cube hooks the leg and stares at the ref.

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Nearfall again Boss kicking out, Cube shoves Boss back down then hurriedly throws himself onto the top rope once more. He angrily scowls about the arena, then brings himself up to the top rope and gets ready, then jumps and goes for another big splash but Boss quickly gets his knees up, catching Cube and sending hims spluttering for air and dropping out to the apron. Boss slowly crawled and pulled himself to his feet, recovering from the onslaught that had, in fact, cost him his first fall of the match. Cube was getting back through the ring ropes and Boss saw an opportunity for revenge. He brought his left hand up and held it in a position of readiness, stalking the Doctor of Danger as he got through the ropes. As soon as Doctor Cube's big box of a head came up and turned to face the Boss, he paid tribute to his trainer, “The Guy” Guy McGuy, with his signature move, The Chop. Boss brought his hand down in an overhead and theatrical karate chop to Cube's Cranium, braining the doctor and sending him down to the mat. Boss quickly grabbed Cube and rolled him up, hooking both the legs and holding him down as the ref counts it.

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Nearfall. From that nearfall Boss rolls back, letting Cube get up before grabbing him and throwing him in an Irish whip, but instead of letting him go he quickly pulls Doctor Cube back and grabs him by the waist, hoisting him and dropping down for his signature Smokescreen maneuver, planting boss with a sidewalk slam and pulling back on the legs for another pin.

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Nearfall again, Cube rolls through and pins boss with an unorthodox counter!

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Nearfall again, Boss gets some separation but Cube quickly hooks his neck with a sadistic chinlock. Boss strains and yells out in pain as Cube actually starts to pull at his mask, the crowd screaming in shock as Boss is about to suffer the greatest dishonor one could bestow upon a luchadore. Boss hooks Cube and counters though, twisting his body and rolling doctor cube over his shoulder with a snapmare. When Cube gets back up he kicks Boss in the gut and seems to hook him for a powerbomb, but Boss was in the perfect position, he shifted, grabbed Cube's arms, then hoisted him and dropped him back for his signature Gotchplex! He held the move as the Ref counted the pin, Cube's legs thrashing in the air!

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Boss ties it with the gotchplex, he then sweeps his legs and rolls cube up and hits a second Gotchplex, again trying to keep Cube down for the pin!

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Cube's foot is on the rope, the ref breaks the hold and Cube kicks out, as the two of them are getting up Cube gives a thumb to the eye! Foul Play! Boss staggers back, holding his face as his vision blurs, Cube gabs boss and then whips him to the corner, setting up for his Finishing maneuver, the Iconoclism! Boss groans as he's sat, dazed, atop the turnbuckle, as Cube hooked him under the arms, getting ready to put him away with that dangerous front-flipping slam. Boss shoves Cube away, struggling to regain his composure. When Cube tries to come back to rehook the move, The Boss gives him a kick to move him further back then he quickly climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off with a high flying Top Rope Roundhouse Kick. The blow floors Cube and leaves Boss stunned and down! The ref runs over and starts to count!

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Boss starts to slowly rise from the ground, Cube crawls to the ropes and starts to pull himself up.

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Boss is now seated and starting to stumble back to a vertical base, Cube's getting to his feet using the ropes.

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Boss is on his knees and Cube is on his feet, Doctor cube starts to approach The Boss, but Boss suddenly hooks him and powers him up as if for a Standing Side Slam! But instead he quickly shifts his weight and his arms, dropping Cube and bringing himself down as well for a high impact elbow drop from that raised position! Boss nails his Wave Effect and stuns Cube. Boss gets up and starts to pull Cube up, sacrificing the cover for a chance to inflict more damage. Boss quickly whips Cube to the ropes, then grabs and lifts him on the rebound as if he was going for a Spinebuster. Boss instead hefts cube higher then drops back onto his ass, driving Cube's gut and ribs into his shoulder hard with a painful Heat End, winding the Prescription of Perfection and most likely hindering his commentary in later matches. Cube seems totally out cold as the ref runs over and starts the count, Boss with his hands on Cube's shoulders.

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Boss shoves Cube's limp form away from himself and stands up, the ref raising his hand and announcing him the winner. Boss stands on the turnbuckle, proclaiming his victory to those in attendance as well as to the entire roster in the back.